I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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