i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
What changed your mind?
Being sober
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Randomize
