Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
she looked like the before picture.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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