her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
that may or may not have been my penis.
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