dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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