Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
