North Korea, Best Korea!
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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