apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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