Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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