maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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