would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
4 words: hood of his car
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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