Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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