They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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