okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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