Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
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