are you so shy because you have an std?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Randomize
