I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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