Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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