I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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