grandma shit on top of the toilet
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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