We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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