I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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