Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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