why didn't you poke me back
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
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