theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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