i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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