Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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