We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I am one with the molecules
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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