Duck Duck Cougar?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
