I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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