This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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