The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
you had me at cake vodka
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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