Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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