If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
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