yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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