Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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