i just google imaged poop.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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