We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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