dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
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