I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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