Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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