so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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