can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
