with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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