I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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