people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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