I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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