its not stalking. its research.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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