Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Pants are for mortals
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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