Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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