No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
if only i could text you this smell
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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