Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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