does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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