Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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