Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I haven't been this sober since birth.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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