Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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