am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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